The Bag Man [2005]

Meet Walter (Chris "Turnip" Simmons) a lonely pathetic little wretch
whose only two ambitions in life are to be good at something,
ANYTHING, and to find the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately, success
can seem a distant dream when his slovenly roommate Dave
(Steven "Flyboy" Tracy) walks all over him and never pays his share
of his rent or when Walter's low self-esteem keeps him from seeing
the love right under his nose, Ann (Lindsey Husak).

However, in a world where Charles Manson (Jeff "Cheesepeck"
Alexander) is running for President of the United States and the
ghost of Jack the Ripper (Jill "Baconeyes" Emmert) still walks the
earth, anything is possible. Will simple determination and training
from one of history's greatest serial killers be enough to turn this
loser around? Will Walter be able to find it within himself to make all
his dreams come true? Will he be able to be the man...the BAG MAN?

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